No eye of the tiger BS for those who ain’t bought tendons left.” –@sng “Crashing fifteen hundred techniques in one day in the streets hapless techno-weenie in the sheets.” –@cat “Give a man a gun and he can rob a financial institution. I simply did not suppose I’d need to face the apocalyptic wasteland with out chocolate Pop Tarts.” –Stonekettle “Hey guys, name me crazy however simply hear me out: It’s beginning to appear to be it might have been a mistake to place a spite-fueled sadist in charge of our nation’s properly-being.” –Jeff Tiedrich “I do not know how Republicans obtained from Terry Schiavo to ‘Fuck you, no ventilators to your whole state unless you kiss my ass,’ but they did it.” –David Waldman “Everyone has a plan till they’re punched within the mouth.” –Mike Tyson “I was raised to let my accomplishments converse for themselves, and in healthy organizing environments you don’t have to steer together with your resume to head off people gearing up to inform you your lived expertise does not count or matter.” –Gwen Snyder “Protect your weirdos, because you are always next.” –hystericEmpress “As I’m sure you have seen, the coronoavirus has compelled a variety of late night time hosts to record exhibits from their houses, and we’re no totally different.
Some sorts of beans do have relevant quantities, however I don’t think many people base their diets on them (and nonetheless, many have zero). Curiously, a poll shows that Britons (even Tories) would much quite have wind farms close by than fracking. Consent will not be a transitive property.” –Munin “I strive not to make use of too much supplementation any extra, because it largely just makes for costly urine, but sometimes I just must take the little I get from it as insurance and the little raise.” –Warren Ellis, on vitamins Two fucks diverged in a wood, and that i – I took the one not given. “A less transcendent property of Python 2.7.18 is that it is the last Python 2.7 launch and due to this fact the last Python 2 release. They were typically young, muscular, and with little or no visible physique hair. The authors say smoking would possibly injury hair follicles. Kids haven’t yet developed complicated self-bullshitting mechanisms like the rest of us.” –Max Anton Brewer “Bold of you to assume that the string is massless and infinitely flexible.” –Diodelass “The problem isn’t whether or not or not, as I find myself being requested lately ”now we have a future,” but that we do, completely, have a future.” –William Gibson “All issues make extra sense when one realizes that there’s a minimum of one perspective that isn’t one’s own.” –Aristotle Tzafalias “Preppers assume people giggle at them for being prepared, but that’s not the case in any respect.
In the twentieth century, Western involvement in Thailand’s sex commerce began when American troopers got here to the nation throughout their rest and relaxation interval of the Vietnam War to find solace and leisure, which they generally discovered on cabarets with English names. The global unfold of high-velocity web and rising laptop, pill, and smartphone possession has fueled online sex abuse and virtual prostitution. Although the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime says most of those victims are trafficked for handbook labor, some girls and women are forced into sex work. The terrorists are quick-sighted, and this is without doubt one of the causes of rampant suicide bombings. It’s really arduous to take seriously, not due to the subject material, but as a result of their warehouse establishing shot is principally precisely just like the one BRAZZERS makes use of.” –NOCARRIER “It’s Sunday afternoon, the whole week has been an appalling trashfire, and by Friday I was about able to quit and transfer to a cave besides after all that we’re not allowed to journey to second properties. Sunday dinner with their dad and mom or having a beer with the neighbors is primarily going to end in a 4000% rise in people ordering torches and pitchforks from Amazon.” –Arabella Flynn “Baby Vicks has lavender, etc. No, it doesn’t include any precise baby.” –Sarah “I need privateness.
It’s okay to recognize that different folks have it worse than you do and likewise really feel offended/sad/harm/pissed off about your current situation. Where I should have been fixing critical issues within the system I used to be pulled off to do shit like add farting unicorns.” –Anonymous ex-Tesla software engineer, post-NDA “When the chips are down, that’s when you need to look round and say: ‘Yes, there are issues value fighting for. Blockchains are like grappling hooks, in that it’s extraordinarily cool once you encounter a problem for which they’re the best answer, but it surely occurs means too not often in actual life.” –xkcd “`dd` is the command line equivalent of stabbing the table between your fingers with a knife.” –Nova “If abruptly people are out of labor on account of a recession, they are going to vote towards the incumbent, or at the very least, not trouble to vote.” –Robert Graham “I should not be doing this factor so late at night time however night time is the precise time.” –m4iler “Buzz, what are you doing to guard yourself from the coronavirus? Lying on my ass and locking the door.” –Eric Berger and Buzz Aldrin, on covid-19 “Military males are dumb, stupid animals for use as pawns for international policy.” –Henry Kissinger “Broad-scale emergencies by no means fail to reveal the fault traces in the American class system, and it was immediately clear that well-off New Yorkers had been going to go concerning the enterprise of combating the coronavirus otherwise, with greater than fortitude and Purell, as a result of they had a robust inoculant: Secondary actual estate.” –Ginia Bellafante “If penalties dictate my course of action, it does not matter what’s right, it’s only improper in case you get caught.” –M.J. Keenan “You may lower your risks, you possibly can manage your dangers, but you cannot reside a threat-free life.” –Roger Lancaster “Advocacy for brutality in opposition to The other will completely not be confined to The opposite roughly five minutes after the first guillotine enters operation.” –Paul Echeverri “AI trained solely with modern information or self-play can still be bamboozled by outdated information.” –Perifractic’s Law “The universe is empty and lonely and ultimately meaningless.
